The OZ Placement Test

Questions:

1. How recently have you moved?

Very Recently Recently Not Recently A long time ago, if ever

2. How well do you keep in touch with friends and family?

Very Often Often Not Often I have no friends or family

3. How much of a loner would you consider yourself to be?

Extremely Somewhat Not Really I must be in the presence of others at all times

4. How religious do you consider yourself?

Very Somewhat A little bit Not at all

5. How honest do you think people are in general?

Very Mostly Somewhat When Convenient

6. In making an important decision, how likely would you be to take the advice of an expert instead of checking for yourself?

I definately would I probably would I might Everyone else is stupid and/or dishonest

7. How much importance do you place on what others think of you?

Absolute Importance A good deal of importance It depends on how much I like/trust them Everyone else is stupid

8. How impulsive are you?

Very Somewhat A little Not at all

9. How easily do you make friends?

Very Somewhat A little Not at all

10. Are you more likely to be a leader or a follower?

Always try to take the lead Usually take the lead Usually follow Always follow

11. Are you good in math?

Absolutely I can do Algebra I can add What are numbers?

12. What kinds of friends would you rather have?

A few close friends Lots of ok friends I don't want any friends. Everybody else is stupid. I don't want any friends. I want minions.

13. Which of the following is most important to you?

Fulfillment Health Wealth Popularity Sex

14. How many foreign languages do you speak?

None One Two Alot

15. How well groomed are you?

Very Mostly I own a comb What's a comb?

16. How often do you get a haircut?

I'm bald Every 4 months Once a year Does shaving your legs count?

17. How well do you work with others?

I love people! I can get by It depends on the person I don't work with others, everyone else is stupid.

18. How much do you like animals?

I am cat (or dog or pig, etc) woman (or man) I have at least one pet I like playing with other people's pets I don't like animals, they are all stupid.

19. How decisive are you?

I am completely decisive I can make decisions I'll get back to you on that Don't pressure me!

20. How much would you risk to help a friend?

My life, my property, and the lives of my friends and family My life Some money I don't have any friends, everyone else is stupid